Van Nuys is Lovely This Time of Year

improbablygonnabeacatlady: Guess who got called in for jury duty tomorrow

me: Awwnooooo what time?? That succkkksss

improbablygonnabeacatlady: 8:30am

me: Ouch. That hurts. Well at least the courthouse is like right around the corner. You can like walk there.

improbablygonnabeacatlady: Oh. Guess what. I got transferred to Van Nuys. Why the F would they transfer me to Van Nuys? They may as well have gone with Riverside or Oxnard while they were at it.

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. You know, Santa Barbara has a lovely courthouse.

improbablygonnabeacatlady: F you.

me: Jesus is laughing so hard right now.

improbablygonnabeacatlady: He's laughing so hard it hurts. He. Can't. Breathe.