Merry Christmas, Bitches

To start the holidays off right, here's a quick little Christmas flashback to 1990.

You know that YouTube video where the kid freaks out at the sight of books beneath his Christmas tree? Well a couple decades ago, some of us were a bit more appreciative.

Some might even say possibly a bit overly-appreciative.

Enjoy!



P.S. Gems to listen for:
*"Hi Mom" (So sweet and innocent. Sigh.)
*"My hair is stuck on my tongue."
*"Really this sled is for people to push it" (AKA Where's my sled chauffeur?)
*"Mine is purple, yours is pink." "My favorite colors." (Earlier in the video my sister had mentioned how much she liked yellow. I responded by immediately claiming it as one of my favorites as well. Obviously. What's yours is mine. And I had it first.)
*"Santa used ours. He used our wrapping paper."
*"Baby Bubbles!!! Just what was on my list!!!!"

Happy Birthday, Jesus.

I ♥ Van Wilder

Notice how he's all alone in that photo? That's because he and Scarlett are splitsville.

Not that I wish them any unhappiness (Especially RyRy,) but we all know she wasn't right for him.

Because I am so right for him.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/12/ryan_reynolds_and_scarlett_joh.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5

Hope has once again been restored to my life. Maybe Jesus does love me.

Is it going to be awkward when I tell him that I always wanted to name my first-born daughter after Scarlett O'Hara?

I guess we'll just deal with that when we get there.

We.

Exercise is Not Mandatory

I slept in this morning, making it impossible to make it to the gym before my audition. Incidentally, I turned on the television to find myself watching an interview of a "diet expert" going over some weight loss myths. The myth she was debunking at that moment. 'Exercise is mandatory.' She said you do not have to exercise to lose weight as long as you keep your calories tight. I was overjoyed. Thank you for that message, Jesus. I love it when it's so easy to receive validation for my laziness.

I will choose to ignore that fact that when the camera panned out so that you could see her arms, I could see that she was definitely not familiar with the term 'bicep curl,' and possibly a little too familiar with the term 'curly fries.' Maybe I'll just do a couple tricep exercises...