I May Have Jumped the Gun at Blaming Jesus

I just remembered something that may shift the blame for my Blackberry's current critical condition.

Last night, my roommate dared to suggest that my New Year's resolution should be revolve around being less attached to my blackberry. I declined the suggestion, saying it was not something I felt the need to change.

Obviously, today my blackberry entered coma-status. Is it possible that he Secreted my berry's demise??

Maybe Jesus doesn't want me to be fat this year.