My life is sad, pathetic, amazing, and fabulous all rolled into one.
I frequently write letters to Jesus in my head, such as:
Dear Jesus,
We are in a really big fight right now.
Xoxo
Stacie
...
or:
Dear Little Tiny Baby Jesus,
Was that reeealllly necessary?? REALLY??
Mediocre Regards,
Stacie
...
Basically, Jesus and I have a love-hate relationship, as he has seemingly chosen to use my life for his own entertainment.
If Jesus is an asshole to you sometimes too,* please feel free to share your stories.
And to my friends who have fabulous lives sans irony: You're welcome.
*Please note that I make my Jesus remarks purely out of love.
Dear Jesus,
Please don't make me spend eternity in purgatory. That would be just a little too asshole of you.
Warmest Regards Ever,
Stacie
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