Saturday, January 15, 2011

My Gym is Trying to Turn Me Into an Idiot


With the exemption of a single vowel, my IQ plummeted.

True story: I asked the front desk guy if they could make a new one, after pointing out the egregious mistake that was made in its original creation. He stared at me for a second, seeming to search for the appropriate words. He then informed me that the machine that makes the cards was "down right now." I'm pretty sure he failed to comprehend the gravity of their mistake.

Let me clarify: Stacie is the name of the bright, promising kid sister to Barbie. Staci is the name of millions of strippers.

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