Sidewalks Are Made For Short People

I hit my head on a very sturdy tree branch on my way to the gym today.

That's not the worst part.

There are two worse parts:

1. This incident has occurred, involving the exact same branch, at least 10 times in the past 6 months.

2. On my way back, I literally had to think to myself: "Ok, so this time, you're not going to hit your head on the tree."

It's a sad little life, but someone has to live it.