I Learned Something Today

If you need the assistance of a salesperson to zip up a dress while trying it on in a store, you will not be magically able to zip it up yourself once you get home.

I tried. For probably a solid 7 minutes. I managed to mangle two fingernails in the process, and still went out the door half undone. I bbmed a coworker on my way to the office, asking her to meet me at the elevator to top off my zip job.

I really shouldn't live alone.