As I drove down Santa Monica Blvd, an enormous sign blinked its Lite-Brite style message: April is Distracted Driving Awareness Month. I withdrew my gaze from the sign and noticed I was about to rear-end the person in front of me.
No, but seriously, what really happened was that I was immediately forced to pick up my Blackberry and google whether Distracted Driving Awareness Month was an actual thing.
Turns out it is.
Know what else April is? (Besides my birthday slash Easter) Autism Awareness Month.
Dear Blackberry Nazi police officers,
My cause is better than your cause. Find your own month.
Xoxo,
Stacie
Oh sh*t! Where'd that red light come from?
What? You try driving in platforms.
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